EarthWoman, a singer and single mother who meets SpaceWoman in Central Park one day, and finds herself on the Green Planet of the Seven Sisters the next.

SpaceWoman, a young agent from the love test project sent to Earth to find out just exactly, matter of factly, what love means.

Mistress Mona Love, a college student, paying her tuition by working as a dominatrix, until she finds out that she looks exactly like the Sister of Compassion. Recently she has taken control of of www.missionoflove.com

Corporal Crunch, executive in charge of the Love Project who gets distracted when he should be monitoring his agents. He happens to look exactly like the Speaker of the House.

CeeCee, EarthWoman's daughter. After her mother is abducted, she languishes at the Grinch Get Rich Orphanage.

The Janitor, cleaner of messes. He discovers love on the Green Planet when he lays eyes on EarthWoman. She inspires the poet in him, but his crude verses leave her less than excited.

The Green Planet of the Seven Sisters
is an orderly planet where love and suffering are not permitted. The citizens are governed by the ancient laws of the Seven Sisters, which are based on seven sacred principles: Sisterhood, Prosperity, Discipline, Compassion, Humility, Creativity and Fertility. The Green Planet Citizens are reminded of the "truths" every few minutes by The Megaphones, and respond with phrases they have been saying for so long, that they have forgotten their meaning.